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I must be Richard Gere because you are the Pretty Woman. Aren't we talking about things we cheat on? Why did Jesus die a virgin? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you! How is life like toilet paper?
Because I'm Taken with you Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Gently rub the girl's back and say I thought angels had wings. Your job still sucks.
You getting into those tight jeans or me getting you out of them? Did you sit in a pile of sugar? What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
Girl, whats your number? Melt them into a tire and call it a goodyear. Can you help me?
What do you call a nanny with breast implants? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. How come we spend so little time together?
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Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow? I'm a great cook.
A rabbi cuts them off. Is your dad Liam Neeson? Mami you on fire What type of bird gives the best head?
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I have a math test Girl: What should you do if you come across an elephant? Because you wore the wrong socks today.
What did one butt cheek say to the other? Cuz you a fine pizza ass. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt! Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?